Vac-U-Lock Fuck Machine with Remote Control

This is brilliant, though my bum now feels like it's been shagged by a thousand very large guys

Can only agree with Nonya, this machine is worth it. It’s worth more than half my student loan money. You get sent to seventh heaven time and time again and especially when I give it full power in a standing doggy with 200 shocks per minute deep in my tiny little ass ohhhh OMG OMG gets almost completely blinded by delight.

Have I spent 60% of my student loan money for December on this machine? Yes. Can I afford food and petrol at the end of the month? lol probably not Was it worth it? 100%

This toy is the very essence of being spoilt. With a simple knob, you can control the speed steplessly, no failing power, no matter how slow or how fast. Power that allows even larger toys to be used, pleasure every time. A wide choice of accessories that make it versatile. Easy to change to different angles. Easy to store discreetly in a small space. The only improvement that could be made is the suction cups, which don’t really grip, which is incredibly important in the heat of the moment.

I bought it as a surprise for the wife at home, after having looked at it a little and being a little sceptical, it had to be tested, we got it on and gave it a quiet level, but quickly got more speed, it is good at giving her the feeling of having 2 at once and it's really naughty. It is used almost every time and the wife also uses it when the husband is not at home So a clear recommendation from here. BUY BUY BUY BUY!

Have bought a cheap sex machine before that broke (my own fault) but it was very slow and was rechargeable so it could stop in the middle of the game and ruin it. Not with this one! This machine is strong and it can go pretty fast for its size. It may be a little pricey but is totally worth the money! The suction cups on the bottom could be better as they don't really stick for me but that's not a problem considering how good it is otherwise! Everything is very easy to understand and assembly is no problem at all in my opinion! The shipping took longer than expected given that I ordered two things for the same day and they took two days to arrive while this one took a week type, but may be postnord's fault. No dildo comes with this so you have to buy separately but it is not so expensive, the recommended dildo is very good! Also buy with lubricant, will be needed to make it as comfortable as possible! To summarise everything, this is completely worth buying in my opinion!